i ate a chocolate muffin and the rest of a bag of butter-flavored puffcorn and i am feeling the wrath of bad decisions

fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

me: [wakes up] video games
me: [showering] video games...........
me: [at grocery store] video. games.
me: [walking down the street] wHO LIKES videO gAMES????
me: [playing video games] i LOVE VIDEO GAMES!!1!
me: [sleeping] ah yes video games

braevly:

M E G A C O N 2014 private photoshoot:

Notepad from Don’t Hug me I’m Scared | Roe

Photographer :: facebook | flickr | devART | instagram | tumblr

rei420:

im so jealous of people who will be alive on 4/20/69

paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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escapekit:

“What makes you happy?”

A series of cute animations created by Toronto-based illustrator and designer Francesca Cattaneo in collaboration with Polyester Studio.

zacintosh:

When you make an amazing pun in front of your friends

zacintosh:

When you make an amazing pun in front of your friends

so-i-did-this-thing:

chairhiro:

handsomejackass:

do-you-have-a-flag:

fav person of the day

because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!

literally the most important man at supanova this year

he gave me double sided tape

what a good human being

petition to have a designated Captain Patch-It at all cons from now on.

Every con needs a squad of these guys.

gerita-o-clock:

animal crossing is weird like “thanks for the fruit here’s a fucking bathtub”

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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